Me: Want me to make you some monkeybread to eat for breakfast?

Husband: YES!

Me: April Fools!

Husband: Awww! (frowns)

Me: April Fools!

Husband: You play cruel games.

——–Husband eats monkeybread——

Husband: Aren’t you having some?

Me: No- too many calories.

Husband: You’re trying to fatten me up so you can sell me!

Me: Yup.

Husband: As long as I’m aware I guess…